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    A filed archive of broken systems

    QA Protocol and Sidebar Mascot Identity Cleanup

    Maintenance ID: FNF-ID-006 Date: 2026-08-07 Scope: content/mascots/219.glassy-maccheckface.md, content/mascots/220.bananuity-clause.md, content/mascots/221.mccrisp-agent.md, content/mascots/502.bad-gateway-greg.md, content/mascots/503.servicey-unavailabelle.md, content/mascots/260.sidebar-mercy.md

    What changed

    • 219 Glassy MacCheckface: Stripped Sora prompt/preset and addendum comment furniture. Preserved QA mechanisms ("ALPHA BATCH ONLY", excessive annotation, inspection delaying release).
    • 220 Bananuity Clause: Removed banana personality (sugary parka, banana scents, saccharine chants). Preserved metadata corruption, hybrid cultivar categorization errors, and contract clause ambiguity mechanisms. Updated tags.
    • 221 Agent McCrisp: Stripped Sora prompt/preset and addendum comment furniture. Preserved secrecy, erased metadata trails, and audit-obstructing classification mechanisms.
    • 502 Bad Gateway Greg: Stripped Sora prompts/presets and reduced character trauma framing in biography and Bricky notes. Preserved HTTP 502 bad gateway upstream response proxy behavior.
    • 503 Servicey Unavailabelle: Stripped Sora prompts/presets. Preserved 503 temporary unavailability mechanisms presented through maintenance/scheduling where "temporary" becomes durable.
    • 260 Sidebar Mercy: Deleted Sora prompts/presets, associated mascots, and addendum tail furniture. Preserved core identity of unofficial/local relief occurring outside documented pathways (off-record waivers, hallway fixes).

    What was deliberately left alone

    • All poetry sections (## Aphorisms, ## Haiku Log, ## Limerick Log) were strictly left untouched across all files in scope.
    • Canonical mascot IDs (mascots/M-0219, mascots/M-0220, mascots/M-0221, mascots/M-0502, mascots/M-0503, mascots/M-0260) were strictly preserved.
    • Unrelated mascot records outside the scope of FNF-ID-006 were untouched.

    Files touched

    • content/mascots/219.glassy-maccheckface.md — template furniture removed, QA mechanisms preserved
    • content/mascots/220.bananuity-clause.md — banana personality removed, hybrid metadata corruption mechanisms preserved
    • content/mascots/221.mccrisp-agent.md — template furniture removed, secrecy/audit obstruction mechanisms preserved
    • content/mascots/502.bad-gateway-greg.md — template furniture removed, character trauma reduced, 502 proxy relay mechanisms preserved
    • content/mascots/503.servicey-unavailabelle.md — template furniture removed, durable 503 maintenance mechanisms preserved
    • content/mascots/260.sidebar-mercy.md — template tail material removed, unofficial/local relief identity preserved
    • content/changelog.md — trunk count updated to 3 records
    • content/changelog/2026-08-07-fnf-id-006.md — created

    Verification performed

    • python3 scripts/filed_ids.py --root content --map metadata/id-map.jsonl validated all pages.
    • BORIS_BIN=/Users/tbuddy/Documents/antigravity/proud-brahmagupta/filed.fyi/bin/boris ./bin/validate_graph.sh passed graph diagnostics, publication build, verse residue checks, and certification proof byte-for-byte.