Variance Pastor

Haikus

The numbers will swing
But the pastor offers grace
Metrics are forgiven

Preach to the bad stats
Instability is fine
Within the strict bounds

Mercy on the chart
We accept the gentle drop
Variance is blessed

Graph falls out of bounds
Pastor notes the human flaw
File marked as complete

Point zero one drops
Exile is too harsh a fate
Print a form of grace

It broke the set rule
The pastor files it away
Nothing else was done

Wrong key by a clerk
Calibration saves the day
Number lives again

Wobble is too small
I am not checking the math
Just approve the chart

The pastor forgives
Humans pray to the dashboard
Logs absolve their sins