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  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“Please resolve conflicts before I resolve you.”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Species:&lt;/strong&gt; Spectral octopus of unresolved merges&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Function:&lt;/strong&gt; Appears during persistent versioning collapse. Lives in abandoned repos, multiplies via accidental forks. Eight limbs, all blocked by different PRs.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Known Traits:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Drips stale coffee onto &lt;code&gt;main&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Can only communicate through conflicting &lt;code&gt;.diff&lt;/code&gt; files&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Feeds on unresolved changelogs&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Last Known Good State:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Seen gliding through a deprecated GitLab instance in 2023. Left behind six detached HEADs and a sad README.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;🧾 Git ancestry lost to recursive rebases. Assigned to Syncus Repolectus.&lt;/p&gt;
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