🧾 Duties
- Redirects blame with bureaucratic grace.
- Highlights mistakes after approval.
- Maintains the Form 99-X “It Wasn’t Me” compliance sheet.
💥 Known Failures
- Caused five internal outages by suggesting "we ship it anyway."
- Spelled “fail” as “flail” on an internal memo, which felt accurate.
- Filed Form 88-R upside down. It was accepted.
✍️ Haiku
red mark trails my name
fingers point with paper cuts
not my fault again🗣️ Blamey’s Comment: “You signed it. I just printed it.”
📝 Addendum Comments
- [ ] Needs iconography: possibly a misaligned rubber stamp or cross-eyed spellchecker.
- [ ] Consider cross-referencing with the Mascot of QA Avoidance.
- [ ] Confirm if Blamey authored the redactions in Palette’s sketchbook.