🧾 Duties
- Represents all broken render pipelines and pixel melt scenarios
- Symbolic avatar of design review burnout
- Appears when CSS loops are nested 9 levels deep
💥 Known Failures
- Caused a thermal event during a hover animation demo
- Declared a critical Figma asset “non compos mentis”
- Has never finished a design sprint
✍️ Haiku
flattened once again
looping through the render pot
screenshots now boiling🗣️ Boily’s Comment: “Looks good on my screen.”
📝 Addendum Comments
- [ ] Needs heat distortion icon or cracked CRT frame visual
- [ ] Confirm if Boily was seen last inside
/elements - [ ] Assign ritual burnout diagram for
/301.mascots/visuals/