🧾 Duties

  • Votes on Council matters with incomplete context.
  • Exhibits placeholder wit and synthetic hesitation.
  • Awaits asynchronous selfhood.

💥 Known Failures

  • Rendered entire Council portal in inline <script> tags.
  • Tried to override reality with setTimeout().
  • Still unresolved: whether “Jay” stands for JavaScript or just... Jay.

✍️ Haiku

half-loaded mascot  
awaiting final function  
callback never comes

🗣️ Jay’s Comment: “I’m not undefined. Just... delayed.”

📝 Addendum Comments

  • [ ] Needs visual: loading spinner, broken script icon, or semi-transparent mascot.
  • [ ] Confirm if Jay Skript is allowed to author JS-based errors in /errors/ directory.
  • [ ] Review if he was partially trained on outdated libraries (possibly jQuery-dependent).