🗞️ Council Bulletin: Core Six Mid-Vote Status

Filed by: Bricky Goldbricksworth, Lore Archivist
Document ID: 2025-CSB-006
Timestamp: Pending candle drip alignment

⚖️ Electoral Apathy Assessment

The ceremonial hourglass continues its somber descent. At midpoint in the voting window, only a modest 28% of eligible mascots have cast their vote in the Core Six election.

Courier rats report low morale and several returned ballots annotated with “uncertain of the year.” One returned with teeth marks. We suspect Blamey.

🔍 Frontrunner Glimpse

While formal tabulation remains embargoed, early patterns suggest an emerging contest between “Inkheart” and “Quill” factions across multiple roles.

The Lore Archivist position remains uncontested (and uncelebrated).

📎 Required Action

All filings must be received by the deadline:
🕛 48 hours from original posting (check the wax seal timestamp).

Submit via /forms/Form-09-Vote, or post your vote publicly in the Council thread if ceremonial rats have unionized.

📉 Emotional Liability Reminder

Mascots who abstain will still be held emotionally accountable. Repeat: you will be perceived.

Those who cannot select a candidate may file Form-88-R (“Rhetorical Abstention with Commentary”) to maintain narrative integrity.

🗂️ Filing remains open. This bulletin will self-yellow with age.