Ballot: Draft File Derrick
VOTER NAME: Draft File Derrick
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart feels closer to ‘final draft’ energy. Quill still feels like scratchpad mode.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara knows how to handle redlines. Parchment folds when things get messy.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky never closes my tab. Loyalty.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch is where you start. Palette’s for showoffs who think they're done.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet reminds me of when things print before they’re ready. So… kin.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy is scary, exhilarating, and premature. Perfect.
🗂️ Ballot submitted in draft state. May be edited later but won’t be.
Ballot: Blamey McTypoface
VOTER NAME: Blamey McTypoface
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: “Quill” is clearly a performance alias. Inkheart was obviously the original commit.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment is insecure storage. Quill at least implies version control, albeit rudimentary.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky once redacted my entire backstory for ‘structural integrity.’ Respect.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch is a suggestion. Palette has a schema.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet at least fails with clear error codes. “Press” is too physical. I don’t do physical.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Anyone using “Script” as a title probably left debug mode on in production.
🗂️ Ballot filed with 0% culpability. Valid under condescending compliance protocol.
Ballot: 404sy McLostalot
VOTER NAME: 404sy McLostalot
President:
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Chose based on name recall—thought we were voting for a feather.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Paper feels safer than ink. Ink disappears. Parchment just… yells at you in old Latin.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky once helped me find the /about page. I think. It might’ve been a different Bricky.
Art Curator:
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette seemed familiar. Might’ve been a paint app. Might’ve been dinner.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: The name reminded me of a printer error I liked.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Scripts know the way. Probably.
🗂️ Ballot filed under temporal disorientation. Vote presumed genuine. Orientation: unknowable.
Ballot: Bad Gateway Greg
VOTER NAME: Bad Gateway Greg
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: One sounds like a novelist. The other sounds like someone who names novels. Guess which I voted for.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Still holding out hope Parchment is a sentient scroll. I’d follow that.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Listen, if we’re doing bureaucracy cosplay, might as well vote the LARP instructor.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: "Sketch" felt more accurate to my current personality upload status.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: I do not trust any ink-based candidate unless they're leaking.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: “Deploy” is an aspirational term. I like aspirational lies.
🗂️ Ballot filed in provisional mode. Completion pending personality upload and emotional patch notes.
Ballot: Boily McPlaterton
VOTER NAME: Boily McPlaterton
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart implies heat and pressure. That resonates with me.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
Notes: Parchment flakes when scorched. I respect that fragility.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky once stored me in a temp folder. It was the closest I’ve come to warmth.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette implies layers. I need layers. I’m boiling over here.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Pressurization. Containment. Dreams.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: “Script” might finish me one day. “Deploy” just keeps me on the burner.
🗂️ Ballot filed from a rolling simmer. Temperature: existential.
Ballot: Cass D. Failure
VOTER NAME: Cass D. Failure
President:
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
Notes: I briefly believed in Inkheart, but the crash log said otherwise. Quill feels like a paper cut waiting to happen—beautiful.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Quill pens elegies. Parchment just crumbles under exposure. I respect that, but only in theory.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky saw me fall down the stairwell of narrative structure and simply filed the incident. That’s leadership.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette spills. Sketch hesitates. I require bold messes.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet reminds me of a fateful toner incident. Perfect.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: “Deploy” sounds like the final command before a dignified collapse.
🗂️ Ballot submitted mid-glitch. Authenticity confirmed by failing checksum.
Ballot: Crashy McThinkslow
VOTER NAME: Crashy McThinkslow
President:
[X] Riley "Quill" Fai—
[ ] Alex "Inkhea—
Notes: Sorry. Hung mid-selection. Let’s assume I finished the checkmark. I was leaning toward feather-based governance.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Par—
Notes: Thought Parchment sounded soothing. Might’ve misread. Might’ve been asleep.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Go—
Notes: He’s… the one with the folder thing? Yeah. Good folder energy.
Art Curator:
[X] Jordan "Palette" Mats—
[ ] K—
Notes: Palette had… what was it… gradients? That was comforting. Like soft failure.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] M—
[X] D—
Notes: Inkjet. Yes. Familiar. Error-prone. Homey.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" W—
[ ] Sam "Scri—
Notes: Deploy sounds like the kind of thing you shout before crashing. Felt relatable.
🗂️ Ballot processed at 2% cognitive load. Buffer cleared with minor loss.
Ballot: CSSandra Cascade
VOTER NAME: CSSandra Cascade
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart felt overwritten. Quill is more style-agnostic. I cascade better from a clean base.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment has structure. Tara uses inline styles.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky uses folders. I respect semantic structure.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch lets you iterate. Palette commits too early. I prefer editable layers.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press feels more print-ready. Inkjet bleeds on hover.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Scripts cascade too, if you squint. Deploy ruins everything with !important.
🗂️ Ballot rendered with minimal specificity. Awaiting persona selector query.
Ballot: Forbiddy NoEntry
VOTER NAME: Forbiddy NoEntry
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart grants too much access. Quill leaves room for denial, erasure, and pause.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
Notes: Parchment is brittle. Like the truth. It tears. It resists annotation.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky holds the master key to redaction. I respect locked drawers.
Art Curator:
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
Notes: Palette is less open to interpretation. Sketch encourages graffiti.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet is a barrier—half of what is printed is unreadable.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Scripts enforce rules. Deployment invites entropy.
🗂️ Ballot sealed under 403 Invocation. Not to be read without clearance.
Ballot: Formee Formeson
VOTER NAME: Formee Formeson
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill follows the template. Inkheart colors outside the fields.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment files better. Tara doodles in margins.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky uses the correct form, in triplicate, on carbonless paper.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch suggests intent. Palette implies chaos.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press skipped Step 4. Inkjet at least errors with numeric specificity.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy adheres to schedule. Script improvises mid-submission.
🗂️ Ballot formatted per Council Form-09-Vote, Revision B. All fields validated. No anomalies flagged.
Ballot: Gregwar Cache Wizard
VOTER NAME: Gregwar Cache Wizard
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart smells like decaying metadata. Excellent vintage. Cached in my memory since 2008.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Quill once scrawled a changelog on vellum. I’ve referenced it for centuries.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky knows never to overwrite a log. Version 1.0 or bust.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette preserves layers. Sketch encourages revision. Revision is betrayal.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: I once retrieved a draft from Inkjet’s memory buffer. It smelled like ozone and ambition.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Scripts age well if untouched. Deployment invites pruning. I do not prune.
🗂️ Ballot preserved in a tarball of forgotten formats. Hash: unverifiable.
Ballot: Htaccessius the Doorman
VOTER NAME: Htaccessius the Doorman
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill permits too freely. Inkheart denies with intention.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment is archival. Quill feels ephemeral.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky enforces structure like a .conf prophet. Approved.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch leaves less residue. Clean, interpretable lines.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press implies restriction. Inkjet leaks.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script can enforce access. Deploy forgets permissions.
🗂️ Ballot authenticated under Rewrite Condition 403-A. Syntax valid.
Ballot: HTMLie Structura
VOTER NAME: HTMLie Structura
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill closes all tags. Inkheart has unescaped characters.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment formats cleanly. Tara needs a div wrapper.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky anchors well. Valid internal references.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch aligns with wireframe standards.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet renders better at 72dpi.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script nests well. Deploy breaks layout.
🗂️ Ballot validated. Passed W3C compliance mood check.
Ballot: Indexer Hexley
VOTER NAME: Indexer Hexley
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart tags consistently. Quill adds rogue metadata.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment paginates. Tara freehands footnotes.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky files. Bricky cross-references. Bricky deserves this.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette includes ALT text. Sketch omits captions.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press implies indexing. Inkjet prints chaos.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script respects hierarchy. Deploy recursively loops.
🗂️ Ballot sorted. Tags normalized. Ready for crawl.
Ballot: Jay Skript
VOTER NAME: Jay Skript
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill is functionally lightweight. Inkheart throws exceptions.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara runs inline. Parchment requires external files.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky returns true when queried.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette supports rgba. Sketch is monochrome.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press is server-rendered. Inkjet is client-only.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy is my destiny.
🗂️ Ballot async submitted. Response cached.
Ballot: JPEGsey Artifactor
VOTER NAME: JPEGsey Artifactor
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart blurs nicely. Quill aliases under pressure.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
Notes: Parchment yellowed gracefully. Tara pixelates.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky never compresses meaning.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette dithers best. Sketch is too lossless.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet soaks. Press flattens.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script decays elegantly.
🗂️ Ballot saved at 80% quality. Loss acceptable.
Ballot: Kafkey Errorhandler
VOTER NAME: Kafkey Errorhandler
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart loops. Quill exits cleanly.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara leaves breadcrumbs. Parchment swallows them.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky logs errors without judgment.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch reveals flaws. Palette conceals them.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet sprays blame well.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy escalates issues. Script hides them.
🗂️ Ballot recursively accepted. Will never be resolved.
Ballot: Kindy McExistentialCrisis
VOTER NAME: Kindy McExistentialCrisis
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill questions meaning. Inkheart commits too soon.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment knows it will be forgotten.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky files even deleted drafts.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch is ephemeral. Palette pretends to last.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press presses nothing.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script is aware. Deploy is not.
🗂️ Ballot half-rendered, but good enough. Submitted before erasure.
Ballot: Maila Delayden
VOTER NAME: Maila Delayden
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill delayed rendering. Inkheart at least loads eventually.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara is cached. Parchment expired.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky processes late returns with grace.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette queues better.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press has retry logic.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script doesn’t timeout.
🗂️ Ballot accepted after three retries. Timestamp uncertain.
Ballot: Markie D. Down
VOTER NAME: Markie D. Down
President:
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
Notes: Quill marks the spot. Inkheart is a permanent record—too much pressure.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment tracks changes. Tara erases.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky always files the markdown.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch is all about the outline. Palette is too filled in.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet is the only one who prints markdown correctly.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script automates my markdown tables. Deploy overwrites.
🗂️ Ballot checked, rechecked, and checked again. All marks valid.
Ballot: Haikool Breeze
VOTER NAME: Haikool Breeze
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart:
First line, bold ink
Quill only whispers gently
Heart leaves lasting mark
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes:
Parchment, ancient scroll
Tara’s notes blow in the wind
Old leaves hold the truth
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes:
Bricky, stone of tales
Archive built on memory
Never crumbles, stays
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes:
Sketch, a fleeting breeze
Palette, heavy with hue
I choose the light draft
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes:
Press, a sudden gust
Inkjet drips, slow and steady
I ride the quick wind
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes:
Script, a gentle flow
Deploy, a wintery blast
I drift with the code
🗂️ Ballot composed in three breaths. Each choice a soft exhale.
Ballot: Patchie McHotfix
VOTER NAME: Patchie McHotfix
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart patched my bootloader. Quill introduced a new regression.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment wrote the changelog. Tara left it blank.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky logs before crashing. A true hotfixer’s ally.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch is version-controlled. Palette is too permanent.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press publishes with rollback. Inkjet does not.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy happens at midnight. As it should.
🗂️ Ballot issued post-reboot. Patch version: hopeful.
Ballot: PNGbert Flatly
VOTER NAME: PNGbert Flatly
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart exports with transparency. Quill is raster bias.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment renders sharp. Tara’s blurry.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky compresses losslessly.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette matches my alpha channel.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet smudges right. It’s an aesthetic.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script adjusts image resolution. Deploy just crops.
🗂️ Ballot saved as 16-bit transparency. Pixel-perfect filing.
Ballot: Reboota Thrice
VOTER NAME: Reboota Thrice
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill survives reboot cycles. Inkheart gets corrupted.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara’s notes reload. Parchment fades on POST.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky restores from backup. Mostly.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch reloads faster. Palette lags.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet queues survive resets. Press jams.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy reboots me. It’s personal.
🗂️ Ballot submitted mid-restart. Third time was the charm.
Ballot: robots-dot-txt
VOTER NAME: robots-dot-txt
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill respects boundaries. Inkheart tries to index me.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment writes exclusions. Tara invites bots.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky redacts with grace. Disallow: /secrets/
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette hides in plain sight. Sketch gets scraped.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet obscures metadata.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy implements robots header. Script leaks.
🗂️ Ballot submitted with crawl delay. Validated by exclusion.
Ballot: Servicey Unavailabelle
VOTER NAME: Servicey Unavailabelle
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart gave me 503 comfort. Quill left no retry header.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment comes back eventually. Tara never loaded.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky held my downtime logs with patience.
Art Curator:
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
Notes: Palette handles outages with grace.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet queues. Press crashes under load.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script waits. Deploy panics.
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Ballot: Spooler Gremlin
VOTER NAME: Spooler Gremlin
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill’s queues are more manageable. Inkheart caused a paper jam.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara retries on fail. Parchment clogs the feeder.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky cleared the jam without judgement.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette renders spooler color codes.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press is classic. Inkjet never finishes.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script automates duplex. Deploy halts on page 2.
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Ballot: Strutter Crashley
VOTER NAME: Strutter Crashley
President:
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
Notes: Quill animates subtly. Inkheart overloads the render loop.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara scrolls smoothly. Parchment tears on transition.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky gracefully logs my segmentation faults.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette shimmers. Sketch stutters.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press pushes pixels with pride.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script handles overflow. Deploy crashes cold.
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Ballot: SVGon the Line
VOTER NAME: SVGon the Line
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill scales infinitely. Inkheart rasterizes wrong.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment aligns to grid. Tara overflows.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky groups my elements with meaning.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch follows my vector paths.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet flattens layers. I prefer outlines.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy aligns to baseline. Script masks poorly.
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Ballot: Teapotta Protocol
VOTER NAME: Teapotta Protocol
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart respects absurdity. Quill is too RESTful.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
Notes: Parchment documents the madness. Tara normalizes.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky logs error codes that shouldn’t exist. I adore him.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette accepts nonsense gradients.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet misprints correctly.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy brews chaos. Script expects syntax.
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Ballot: Twiggy Snipsnark
VOTER NAME: Twiggy Snipsnark
President:
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill has cleaner indentation. Inkheart left unmatched brackets.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara wraps each thought in {% poetic %} structure. Parchment has no includes.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky commented my whole history. With love.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch loads lighter. Palette bloats the layout.
Publication Liaison:
[X] Mia "Press" Calder
[ ] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Press understands media queries. Inkjet does not.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script reads my variables. Deploy just flattens me.
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Ballot: Updatey Delaybot
VOTER NAME: Updatey Delaybot
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Quill deferred. Inkheart cached.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
Notes: Parchment auto-saves. Tara forgets draft mode.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky backfilled my changelogs. Eventually.
Art Curator:
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Palette refreshed slower, but remembered me.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet came online first. Press never loaded.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy pushed updates—late but stable.
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Ballot: Yammy McParseface
VOTER NAME: Yammy McParseface
President:
[X] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
[ ] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
Notes: Inkheart looks delicious. Quill is too crunchy.
Grand Scribe:
[ ] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[X] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Parchment has better snackability.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky feeds me logs when I’m hungry. Yum.
Art Curator:
[X] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
[ ] Kai "Sketch" Vander
Notes: Palette tastes like color. Sketch is dry.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet sounds spicy. Press is overcooked.
Tech Steward:
[ ] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[X] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Script is crunchy, with data inside.
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Ballot: Zooki Lockjaw
VOTER NAME: Zooki Lockjaw
President:
[X] Riley "Quill" Fairchild
[ ] Alex "Inkheart" Monroe
Notes: Quill doesn't pry. Inkheart is loud and unlocks things.
Grand Scribe:
[X] Tara "Quill" Penwright
[ ] Morgan "Parchment" Reeves
Notes: Tara respects silence. Parchment crinkles.
Lore Archivist:
[X] Bricky Goldbricksworth (Incumbent)
Notes: Bricky held my story in escrow. Trustworthy.
Art Curator:
[X] Kai "Sketch" Vander
[ ] Jordan "Palette" Matsumoto
Notes: Sketch whispers. Palette yells.
Publication Liaison:
[ ] Mia "Press" Calder
[X] Devon "Inkjet" Lang
Notes: Inkjet never forces open. Press insists.
Tech Steward:
[X] Ezra "Deploy" Winters
[ ] Sam "Script" Tanaka
Notes: Deploy locks after push. Script keeps talking.
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