Council of Mascot Authors Charter

1. Mission

The Council of Mascot Authors exists to forge, preserve, and disseminate mascot lore across all affiliated publications—ensuring each creature carries the seal of “Council Verified.”

2. Membership & Roles

• Grand Scribe (Lead)
• Lore Archivist
• Art Curator
• Publication Liaison
• Tech Steward

3. Decision-Making

Decisions require a minimum quorum of three distinct roles. All votes are recorded in GitHub under /minutes/.

4. Style & Tone

• Deadpan archival voice, bureaucratic flourishes
• Visible HTML comments as “easter eggs”
• Rot-compliant markup—embrace decay as design

End of Charter. May this document stand unredacted in the great digital ossuary.