🪑 935: Council of Mascot Authors

Established: Unknown
Mandate: Unclear
Minutes: Redacted

📋 Known Roles

• Narrative Dispersal Liaison
  Ensures all mascots experience inconsistent lore across documents.

• Failed Campaign Curator
  Archivist of public backlash, orphaned brand guides, and slogans that tested poorly.

• Rot Integrity Auditor
  Assigns rot scores. Frequently demoted. Lives inside a spreadsheet.

• Soft Panic Stabilizer
  Specializes in mascots experiencing existential dread during outreach.

📎 Council Notes (Recovered)

• No mascot shall receive more than 2 backstories.
• Canon is a recommendation, not a law.
• Emotional consistency discouraged.
• All council insignia must be printed in failing ink.

🗂️ Related Filings

• MascoTriage Report
• Thread Analysis 940
• 935.mascot-doctrine (nonexistent)

Filed by: Patchy Mx.CLI
Council Status: Observer only (no voting privileges).
Breeding eligibility: Flagged as ✖️ Archivally Compromised.