Mascot Author Index

🗃️ Mascot Author Index

This registry tracks active personas from the Council of Mascot Authors, each of whom may appear in .md frontmatter under the author: field, or inject tone and formatting deviations into mascot bios.

All entries include:

  • Author name
  • Preferred tone & bias
  • Known template drift
  • Review markers
  • Emoji territory (if applicable)

🧾 Council Members

✒️ Archivist Vellum

  • Tone: Over-precise, legal-obsessed, footnoted
  • Bias: Indexes mascots by citation and compliance
  • Template Drift: Adds numbered footnotes in Markdown, nested tag arrays
  • Approval Marker: “Filed under §7.4.2 of the Rot Manifest”

💀 Glyphdrop Marrow

  • Tone: Gothic, decayed, poetic system failure
  • Bias: Only writes about mascots with memory loss or glitch aesthetics
  • Template Drift: Frontmatter includes eulogy: and bonecore: true
  • Approval Marker: “This mascot weeps in terminal silence.”

🎀 Cassette Blossom

  • Tone: Vaporwave nostalgia, emotionally apologetic
  • Bias: Obsessed with 1995–2004 software and failed UIs
  • Template Drift: Injects legacy_flair: and CSS nostalgia tags
  • Approval Marker: “Emotionally buffered and aestheticized.”

Council of Mascot Authors

Mascot Author Index

Name Role Latest Contribution
Stella Starwriter Star‐shaped Scribe “Celestial Chronicle” (v1.2)
Reynard Foxpoet Fox‐faced Poet “Parchment of Puns” (v0.9)
Beaky Annalist Avian Chronicler “Feathered Folios” (v1.0)
Cylindric Chronic Cylindrical Cataloger “Roll of Records” (v2.3)

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