Compatibilist Limericks

Mesh Holds Intact

When higher‑order wants align with first‑order drives,
We endorse our own moves—no need for outside hives.
If the mesh holds intact,
We’re the source of our act—
Responsibility flows where reasons thrive.

Reasons Responsive

Reasons‑responsiveness marks the free‑will line:
We track evidence, morals, and good‑sense design.
When our mechanism bends
To rational trends,
We guide ourselves—determinism’s fine.

Regress Endorses

The regress stops where I now endorse my bend;
No causa sui needed—practical source makes amends.
If I could’ve heeded why,
Yet chose otherwise—
Blame fits when guidance control ends.

Folk Bend

Revisionists say folk intuitions bend,
They’re useful heuristics, not the metaphysical end.
We keep reactive praise,
While forward‑looking plays—
Justice gets humane, yet doesn’t pretend.

Mens Rea Courts

In courts, mens rea tests guidance, not uncaused grace;
Neuroscience can refine blame’s time and place.
Less retribution’s grim,
More rehab’s on the brim—
Systems grow sane while keeping their base.