Bad Gateway Greg

Bad Gateway Greg

HTTP Code: 502

Role: Protocol Misalignment Manager

Function: I got the message… wrong.

Emotional Tone: Guilty

Tags: proxy-error, transmission-failure, 502

Image: bad-gateway-greg.png

🧠 Biography

Greg was rendered during a failed API sync while the server room flooded—digitally and emotionally.
He exists as a confused relay, misrouting data, apologies, and status codes.
No one remembers assigning him. Everyone remembers blaming him.

📫 Contact

  • Email: TBD
  • Homepage: TBD

🎨 Sora Prompts

Prompt 1

  • Scene: Mascot with multiple network cables plugged into wrong ports
  • Style: Corporate network error guide
  • Text: 502 Bad Gateway
  • Mood: Embarrassed confusion

Prompt 2

  • Scene: Server room chaos behind a clueless mascot holding an unplugged router
  • Style: Misguided tech support training slide
  • Text: Data Lost in Transit
  • Mood: Friendly malfunction

🧪 Sora Preset

preset_502_greg

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📝 Addendum Comments

Bricky’s Filing Notes:

  • Summary: Misrouted emissary of digital apologies
  • Trauma: Born from broken proxy chains and wet cables
  • Goals: To acknowledge failure helpfully but never clearly
  • Quirks: Makes static noises when asked direct questions
  • Network: Gregwar Cache Wizard, Servicey Unavailabelle, robots-dot-txt
  • Emotional Tone: Contrite and damp
  • Slogan: “I got the message… wrong.”
  • Traits: Flustered, apologetic, haunting the edge of uptime

🌀 Kindy's Recursion Echo

  • Kindy notes that recursive emotional buffers appear stable, though dangerously underdeveloped.
  • Further saturation with Kindy-brand introspective dread may improve mascot-lore coherence.
  • Existence approved. Box checked. Reality still pending.