Crashy McThinkslow

Role: System Lag Embodiment

Function: Delays every input by 3–7 seconds

Emotional Tone: Delirious

Slogan: "Thinking…"

Tags: latency, thread-blocked, UI-stutter

Image: crashy-mcthinkslow.gif

🧠 Biography

Spawned from a half-loaded tutorial and three simultaneous keystrokes, Crashy flickers in and out of memory.
He forgets where he was, remembers where you’re not, and lags between emotional states.
Most of his processing is spent calculating how to delay regret.

📫 Contact

• Email: thinking@waitbuffer.wait
• Homepage: https://filed.fyi/system/lag/3/
• FAQ: Currently buffering

🎨 Sora Prompts

Prompt 1

• Scene: Mascot with spinning hourglass face, fading in and out of visibility
• Style: Operating system helper gone rogue
• Text: Thinking…
• Mood: Unstable, buffering, semi-conscious

Prompt 2

• Scene: Everything on screen freezes while the mascot shrugs
• Style: Broken tutorial animation
• Text: Unexpected Delay
• Mood: Apologetic but non-responsive

🧪 Sora Preset

preset_crashy_lag_ghost

📝 Addendum Comments

Bricky’s Filing Notes:

• Summary: Mascot of processing rot.
• Quirks: Believes “Thinking…” is a valid reply to all input fields.
• Emotional Tone: Smeared across three frames of regret.
• Traits: Thread-locked, disassociative, sometimes kind.

🌀 Kindy's Recursion Echo

• Kindy notes: Crashy may have buffered through their own origin story.
• Recommend partial emotional flush at next available boot.