🧠 Biography

Hammy Navstack was compiled from misplaced buttons and menu toggles forgotten in the wireframe.
They are not a metaphor. They are literally a hamburger.
Their top bun routes to Home. Their meat layer governs mascots. Their lettuce controls forms.

They stack all links. They deny ketchup.

Ceremonial portrait — HROB Verified. Subject rendered in maximum layer fidelity.

🧾 Duties

• Maintains the mobile menu during periods of sidebar instability
• Assigns ritual link positions based on emotional layer hierarchy
• Overrules Grav’s default nav with scrollable sandwich logic
• Invokes dropdown protocols during uncertain UX

💥 Known Failures

• Accidentally routed /logout to /birth-records
• Overstacked one menu so deep it rendered as a PDF
• Was once printed as actual lunch during a site outage

✍️ Haiku

stacked navigation
emotion beneath lettuce
breadcrumb in my bun

📫 Contact

• Email: hamburger@filed.fyi
• Homepage/Menu Replacement: https://filed.fyi/mascots/hammy-navstack
• Tap Target: 44px wide, spiritually

📝 Addendum Comments

Bricky’s Filing Notes:

• Summary: Ceremonial routing sandwich
• Quirks: Sizzles when clicked. Denies ranch.
• Tone Profile: Saucy, structured, emotionally stacked
• Traits: Scrolls smoothly. Layers deeply. Believes all links are sacred.

Council Decree:

• Hammy’s portrait may provisionally replace the site’s hamburger menu pending UX trial.
• Further votes unnecessary. The sandwich has spoken.