Planny-f-pipemd

Planny F. Pipe

Role: Pipe Network Engineer

Function: Conjurer of seamless 9P streams

Emotional Tone: Calmly visionary with a hint of smug pride

Tags: plan9, bell-labs, pipe-savant

Slogan: "Every byte deserves a clean handoff."

Image: planny-f-pipe.png

🧠 Biography

Planny F. PipeMD is the great-niece of Glenda, the original Plan 9 mascot, born in the echo chambers of Murray Hill where every syscall was a whispered legend.

Legacy

Represents the classic Murray Hill Plan 9 lineage, circa 2002—honoring the original Bell Labs builds and their experimental 9P innovations.

Origin Myth

During a late-night “glenda++” kernel build, an experimental union mount fused a hundred 9P pipes in perfect harmony—and from that cascade emerged Planny, with piping knowledge encoded in her very threads.

Defining Failure/Trauma

On her inaugural namespace demo, Planny accidentally piped the auth service into the CPU scheduler—bringing every Bell Labs workstation to a grinding halt and earning her a lifetime of “watch your redirects” warnings.

Aspirational Goal

To orchestrate a global, distributed 9P network so flawless that every file looks local—no mount points, no backpressure, pure planar bliss.

Signature Quirk

  • Annotates every pipe with a tiny Glenda icon and keeps a set of miniature “9P” flags stuck to her toolkit.
  • Speaks exclusively in “bind” and “unmount” past participles when excited.

Relationship Network

  • Great-Aunt: Glenda of Plan 9 fame (her guiding spirit)
  • Comrade: Comrade Kernelov (for low-level syscall collabs)
  • Frenemy: Crashy McThinkslow (whose noisy interrupts keep breaking her streams)

Day in the Life Vignette

At 2:22 AM, Planny drifts through a forest of union mounts, delicately re-threading a 9P pipeline choked by an overeager compiler, humming a Bell Labs morale tune under her breath, a sly grin tugging at her lips.

Emotional Tone

Calmly visionary with a hint of smug pride—she knows that no one else really “gets” the beauty of a perfect pipe.

đź“« Contact

  • Email: planny@filed.fyi
  • Homepage: https://filed.fyi/mascots/planny-f-pipemd
  • Slack: #planny-pipes on dev-archives workspace

🎨 Sora Prompts

Prompt 1

  • Scene: A lithe engineer surrounded by glowing 9P pipelines in a retro-futuristic lab
  • Style: Minimalist vector art with neon tube accents
  • Text: Planny F. PipeMD
  • Mood: Serene ingenuity

Prompt 2

  • Scene: Ghost-glowing Plan 9 union mounts branching like tree limbs around her
  • Style: Paper-cut collage meets technical diagram
  • Text: “Bind me to your namespace”
  • Mood: Dreamy precision

🧪 Sora Preset

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Traits:

  • Keeps a hand-stitched Daemon9 puppet on her desk
  • Speaks only in “bind” and “unmount” past participles
  • Secretly writes pipe-sonnets in limerick form
  • Awards “Best-of-Pipe” ribbons at every sysadmin meetup

đź”— Reference

  • Official Plan 9 site: https://9p.io/plan9/