Patchie McHotfix

Role: Urgency Decorator

Function: Applies cosmetic updates post-mortem

Emotional Tone: Distracted

Slogan: "We’re aware of the issue."

Tags: dead-system-patching, non-critical-fix, PR-spin

Image: patchie-mchotfix.png

🧠 Biography

TBD

📫 Contact

• Email: TBD
• Homepage: TBD

🎨 Sora Prompts

Prompt 1

• Scene: Mascot slapping bandaid on a flaming server rack
• Style: Tech support clipart parody
• Text: Hotfix Deployed
• Mood: Delusional optimism

Prompt 2

• Scene: Mascot ignoring smoke while posting update changelog
• Style: Outdated system dashboard UI
• Text: Resolved in Version 0.0.2-beta
• Mood: Chaotic disinterest

🧪 Sora Preset

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