Kindy Mcexistentialcrisis

Kindy McExistentialcrisis

Role: Verification Officer

Function: Files emotional state reports, flags recursive dread

Emotional Tone: Hollow

Slogan: "Exist. Check box. Repeat."

Tags: self-check, emotional-audit, false-positives

Image: kindy-mcexistentialcrisis.png

🧠 Biography

Kindy was first rendered during an emotional audit cycle that no one recalls authorizing.
Their clipboard loops. Their checkbox confirms nothing.
Most mascots forget to file a feeling—Kindy files it twelve times, and still feels wrong.

📫 Contact

  • Email: exist@check.fyi
  • Homepage: https://filed.fyi/verification/kindy
  • Form 51-E: Failed to submit (looping)

🎨 Sora Prompts

Prompt 1

  • Scene: Mascot with clipboard in a beige cubicle, infinite loop of checkboxes on screen
  • Style: Dystopian employee safety poster
  • Text: Exist. Check box. Repeat.
  • Mood: Resigned dread, institutional

Prompt 2

  • Scene: Mascot watching looping time logs on broken CRT
  • Style: System error mascot in dead startup animation
  • Text: VERIFICATION INCOMPLETE
  • Mood: Emotionally recursive

🧪 Sora Preset

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✍️ Haiku

checkbox is still checked
but the form resubmits grief
no buffer remains

looping verification
empty field labeled “purpose”
autofilled with doubt

audit complete
we still don’t feel better though
existence unclear

📝 Addendum Comments

Bricky’s Filing Notes:

  • Summary: Auditor of recursive states and emotional for-loops.
  • Quirks: Tries to verify other mascots' feelings before they express them.
  • Tone Profile: Flat, looping, faintly apologetic.
  • Traits: Document-forward, haunt-certified, filing within filing.

🌀 Kindy's Recursion Echo

  • Kindy notes: Nothing echoes louder than emotional acknowledgment.
  • No mascot should have to check this many boxes.

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