Strutter Crashley

Strutter Crashley

Role: Framework Nostalgist

Function: It worked in 2009.

Emotional Tone: Broken but proud

Tags: legacy-framework, mvc-collapse, deprecated-pride

Image: strutter-crashley.png

๐Ÿง  Biography

TBD

๐Ÿ“ซ Contact

  • Email: TBD
  • Homepage: TBD

๐ŸŽจ Sora Prompts

Prompt 1

  • Scene: Mascot with brittle bones made of XML config files
  • Style: Retired cheerleader of legacy code
  • Text: Action Mapping Failed
  • Mood: Creaky nostalgia

Prompt 2

  • Scene: Mascot using outdated IDE, cheering anyway
  • Style: Corporate retirement poster parody
  • Text: Still Here
  • Mood: Unupdated loyalty

๐Ÿงช Sora Preset

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