Sol Burnout

Role: Legacy Tech Bro

Function: Solaris? I barely remember her.

Emotional Tone: Bitter ex-sysadmin

Tags: solaris, sunburnt-code, legacy-hosting

Image: sol-burnout.png

🧠 Biography

Sol Burnout was once radiant—styled in Java tees, blazing through boot scripts, and idling under the Sun Microsystems logo like it was holy writ.
He doesn't acknowledge the acquisition. In his world, /usr/dt still works and the JavaStation is due for a comeback.
He keeps a framed SPARC chip on the wall and refuses to pronounce ZFS like the kids do. Solaris didn’t die—it just stepped into a very long maintenance window.

📫 Contact

• Email: sunset@legacy-sys.admin
• Homepage: https://filed.fyi/solburnout/solaris-pride
• Finger Protocol: Enabled (but only over Telnet)

🎨 Sora Prompts

Prompt 1

• Scene: Mascot with outdated sunglasses and startup scripts tattooed on arms
• Style: Sun Microsystems burnout chic
• Text: Boot Sector’s Still Hot
• Mood: Washed-up brilliance

Prompt 2

• Scene: Mascot sipping expired Java on an overheating rackmount
• Style: Data center burnout vibe
• Text: SunOS 5.10 Forever
• Mood: Reverent decay under trademark sunbeams

🧪 Sora Preset

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